Functionally Retarded is on my resume.
Age 35 From Killeen, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, Spanish, Other
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm stupid and I like stupid things and stuff.
- Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Chest
- Body Art Scarred, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Military
- My Job Title Is Transportation Logistical coordinator.
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live Alone
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Bully
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Anti-social, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Travel, Cars
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Spontaneous. Aimless driving, grab some food, a drink or five, If a good time was had or not, I call to speculate the next plan of action.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Meeting people who aren't fragile minded.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Very Liberal
- My Goal In Life Is Some one offering me 3 million dollars to let someone cut most of my pinkie off. DEAL They could even keep what they cut off.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Documentary, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Reference, Religious, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is
Loud music, a few cold ones with friends. Quantity varies.
QUANTITY VARIES.
Cosmetic or mechanical handiwork on one of my cars.
Sharing stories while laying down in the front seat of my Caddie.
Walking the streets of downtown.
Concerts, CIRCLE PIT!
Smoke rings and ghosting some hookah.
Fire pit, confectionary optional (s'mores, etc.)
For reasons I cannot explain, hanging out under a bridge, throwing rocks.
Declining movie invites because the movie is typically an awful movie.
Deliberately riding on the rumble strips on road trips. hah.
Whatever really.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For?
Ladies in the crust punk scene or psychobilly scene.
Any lady who likes classic or antique cars.
something that requires minimal succumbing. - What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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