ABOUT AS FUNNY AS MALARIA.
Age 36 From Bilston, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
[FIND ME ON F.BOOK OR M.SPCE, IM NOT PAYING FOR THIS BOLLOCKS]
im a diamond' lav, what of it!? apparently my description isnt long enough, "says computer", so im tall, skinny, i look jewish maybe, i love nick cave, and hate that lux interior has been swiped from me, i like making lots of noise, my preferred colour is lipstick red, my ideal is the blackest of all shades. i love the world, david blaine does tricks, id throw christ into the same boat. - Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slim
- My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Legs
- Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Other
- I Have One Or More Of These Exotic Animal, Other, I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
- My Job Title Is town cryer.
- I Live With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Dancing, Photography, Theater, Fishing / Hunting
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be a kick in the teeth, and then over-apologising afterwards. "ooh your bleeding!!", "im so sorry".
- I've Always Wanted To Try runnin' away with nothing but another person, some change in my pocket, and a bag full of rags.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Obscure
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is play music to the world, and see as much of it as we can.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Reggae, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
- What Do You Look For? big black hair, pretty face, skinny, quick witted, 50's dolls.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Intimate, Committed
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