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Grundlæggende oplysninger Fortæl os lidt om dig selv.

Jeg beskriver mig selv som i try to be down to earth and just a overall kindhearted person, and if you don't like it, f_ck you, i hope you die.

haha, i love humor like that.

i fall hard quick, easy, and virtually painless, like a glucose meter. honestly, i had that "less compassionate" badge for the longest, and i was all butthurt about it. i go into everything with the highest hopes, i never date more than one person simultaneously. needless to say, i get disappointed a lot, since i've actually been "single" for years now. hmm..okay, what other embarrassing tidbits can i tell you right off the bat?

one time there was this little girl who used to get teased a lot when she was in elementary school. once, on rainy day schedule, her class went to p.e. in the cafeteria/auditorium.there were mats for tumbling and such, and as you remember, you HAVE to take your shoes off to go on the blue mats. it was sometime in the spring, and all the other little girls wore nice filas, nikes, and adidas and shit, but the little girl wore jellies, and she was the only one. well, the evil, evil children of her class decided it would be a riot to take her shoes and throw them away in the cafeteria trash with all the breakfast leftovers. so the little girl had to walk back to class barefoot, and by the end of the day her feet were black as tar until her sister picked her up from school.

the blackfooted girl was me.

i deal with day to day life with melancholy humor, appreciation for irony, and porn. lots of porn, and in that order, too.
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Udseende & Situation Hvad er din nuværende situation? Beskriv dit udseende.

Min kropstype er Kurvet
Min højde er 180 cm
Mine øjne er Nøddebrun
Min etnicitet er Latinamerikansk
Min civilstand er Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn Nej
Jeg vil have børn Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Numse
Kropsudsmykning Hemmelige piercinger, Arret, Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er Rødbrun / rød
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte Nej

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Fuldtid
Mit speciale er Andet
Hjemme Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger Ja - men ikke tobak
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Hjerne
Min sociale opførsel er Observerende, Venlig, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er Læring, Musik, Film, Internet, Madlavning
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, I biografen, Afslappende, Sove, Læse en bog, Spille computerspil, Tage til koncert
En ideel første date ville være meh, movies are great, i don't care about the event, i just want to meet someone wonderful. then no matter what you do, you can know it's gonna end with a steamy make out session, you know?
Jeg har altid villet prøve parasailing. i went to hawaii this summer and never did it. now it's all i think about.
Mine venner beskriver mig som Venlig, Cool, Obskur, Fjollet

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Ateist
Jeg deltager i tjenester Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er to be happy. one day.
Min form for humor er Snu, Tør / sarkastisk

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Gør-det-selv, Film, Reality Shows, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller, Voksen
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Rap, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Pop, Klassisk, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Biografi, Komisk, Fantasy, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Humor, Musik, Mystik, Politisk, Poesi, Satire

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Særheder, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter? I'm not gonna lie, I likey the tall dudes, but it's not the most important thing. You know what, I'm not going to even go into what I look for. I just...know it when I see it.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet