smolennydead


i have nothing to offer except confusion

Age 39 From Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Binary, Other
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
  • My Eyes Are Black
  • My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian, Other
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Belly Button
  • Body Art Other
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Other
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is do'er
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Pipe
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
  • My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Sleeping, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be lazer tag, bongs, popeyes chicken then some cartoons
  • I've Always Wanted To Try not trying things
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is to swim in a pool of jello, teach my dog to talk, rob a bank, tie strings to an entire colony of bee's and walk them around handing them out to people, and then to die, got my hand basket ready!
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is not working, scribbling nonsense on pieces of paper, slinging paint around, smashing things
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Wit

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