spazdor

spazdor


Never trust a deejay.

Age 40 From Vancouver, British Columbia Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, French, German, Binary, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As Industrial musician, futurist, wirehead and free culture activist. I live in constant anticipation of the day when the Internet wakes up and swallows its users whole.

    I play downtown at a weekly Industrial/Electro/EBM clubnight called Descent. It's at the Red Room (398 Richards st.) on Sundays and you should come. The DJs are cute and we play requests.

    I enjoy elegant candlelit beaches, long walks on the dinner, and thinking about geopolitics and computability theory. I am too unique a snowflake to wear my Gothic Best every goddamn day. My boots have just as many zippers as yours and my soul is ten times darker, but if your identity begins and ends with the G-word, keep on walking.

    I have been accused of being a postmodernist, but I prefer the more euphemistic word "pretentious."

    My upcoming album is entitled 'does the pavement dream' and it is apocalyptic in some bits and serene in others and contemplative throughout. If the end of the world is your bag, ask to hear some.

    I am in a long-term, nonmonogamous relationship. I'm not looking for anything committed or exclusive here. Really the point of this profile is to remind everyone that they aren't as cute as I am.

    Please don't message me if you think that any member of Insane Clown Posse is an 'artist'. If I find out later that this is the case, I am going to be *very* cross.
  • Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 3 (1.91 m)
  • My Eyes Are Gray
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Arms
  • Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
  • My Job Title Is Network Administrator
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home Friends Come Over Often
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Brain
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Goddamn, the more of this thing I fill out, the more I want to throttle its creators. My Idea Of A Great Time Is: "Hanging Out With Friends"? How totally revealing and unique! I've never met someone who likes hanging out with friends before! So tell me: Do you sometimes like to eat food?

    Okay anyhow. What did the question say? A first date? Pfff.. I dunno, dinner and a damn movie, just like everyone else. Honestly, if you have an Ideal First Date picked out already then I think I'm probably way too interesting for you.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, Obscure, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Libertarian
  • My Goal In Life Is To do music for a living. Or, not to have to 'do' things for a living.

    The industrial revolution was sold to us with the promise that, with the machines doing the heavy lifting, most human labour would be history. We'd have lifestyles of effortless luxury and leisure. I'm still waiting for the machines to deliver on that one.

    In the meantime I'll settle for a home and some instruments.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Electronic, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Filling out online profiles designed by people who think "Classic" is a genre of book?

    Most of my free time I spend working on the album. I can also be spotted drinking rum and playing pool at any of several scuzzy bars downtown.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
  • What Do You Look For? If you found these 'check a box' surveys as infuriating as I did, that's a good start.

    You must be beautiful, intelligent, sharp as a whip, and rich enough to keep me wined and dined in the manner to which I am accustomed. Our love affair will be short and tempestuous. We will get married, and I will divorce you a week later and take half your stuff.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate

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