Profile steelgod: I'm a person of great impotence

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Dining
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be There are several options:

1) I'll take you on a magic carpet ride, into a gilded kingdom of riches untold.

2) I'll whisk you away to an enchanted forest, where we'll frolic with exotic animals, in cadence to the melodious songs of resplendent birds.

3) We'll go to the Land of Chocolate, where we'll backstroke through rivers of milk chocolate, and catch the Hershey Kiss raindrops in our mouths.

4) We'll watch the stars, not from some campsite, but from our spaceship of love, and then go surfing on Saturn's rings.

These are all metaphors of course.
I've Always Wanted To Try Swallowing swords.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Documentary, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal
When I Read, I Always Read Business, Music, Political
My Idea Of Fun Is Listening to heavy metal, making extremely bad movies, writing, karaoke and air guitar, drinking red wine, following US politics, fine dining

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Wit
What Do You Look For? Someone with a cheesy sense of humor, who likes puns, who doesn’t take themselves too seriously, who is creative, logical, and not materialistic.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed