thecontessa


This is My Natural Hair Color

Age 52 From Wichita, Kansas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As I guess I'm a round peg in a square world. I'm a pagan who leans toward a Gothic lifestyle.
    I have a really lame college degree, so I went back to school for Massage Therapy. I still need more schooling before I go back to that vocation, as I want to be nationally certified. My eventual goal is to integrate Western and Eastern philosophies on health and wellness. In the mean time, I work part-time as a bartender and give massages to my friends for fun and profit.
    I feel very strongly about environmental issues, equal rights, animal rights, and alternative medicine. Yes... I'm a tree-hugging, animal saving, clean air and water loving hippie. But don't think for a second I can't kick your ass-- I'm still a mean bastard.
    I have a wicked sense of humor and a sharp tongue that can get me into trouble. If I think of something inappropriate it's difficult to not blurt it out.
    I love music and I sometimes dj. While the darker genres of music are my favorite, my collection is vast and eclectic. I ran a dj night at a local bar for over 7 years. It was dubbed a goth night at one point, but I tried to not let it be so limited.
    While I'm not a vegetarian, I do limit the amount of animal products I consume. If it's not organically, humanely raised then I do not want it in my system.

    The above being said, I am truly just a big, cheezy nerd. And I really want an army of flying monkeys.
  • Sign Libra
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is European, Native American, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Lips
  • Body Art Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Other
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Student
  • My Job Title Is Bar Wench/Massage Therapist/Student
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
  • At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Brain
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be I like to do something unique and interesting, not the usual dinner-and-a-movie thing (well, unless it's an exotic dinner and an Indie film fest). I haven't been on a graveyard picnic in years. Anyone game?
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Parasailing, skeet shooting, to carry water and chop wood, live off of The Grid
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is To live well and be happy.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Spending time with friends either at home or the local bar, reading, listening to music, gardening, playing video games, playing with the kitties. I like cooking if someone else cleans up. I'm re-learning how to knit and be crafty.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? In a mate, I look for kindness first. The rest is just gravy. I prefer someone learned, witty, inventive, quirky, stylish, adventurous, artistic... But the first thing I look for in a person's personality is kindness.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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