I AM THE TERROR THAT FAPS IN THE NIGHT
Age 45 From Los Angeles, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
HONEYBAKED IN DA HIZZY! REPRESENT EASTSIDE BURBANK!1!!
FAVORITE CLUBS: MALEDICTION AND HELL
FAVORITE DRINK: TOP RAMEN
FAVORITE SONG: ANY BY AND ONE - Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
- My Height Is 5' 0 (1.52 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Asian
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Neck
- Body Art Fanged, Secret Piercings
- My Hair Is Bald
- I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Homemaker
- My Speciality Is Food / Catering
- My Job Title Is PROFESSIONAL GLAZER
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Often
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
- My Social Behavior Is Shy, Flirtatious, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Tv, Dining, Cooking
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be WITH A HAM. PREFERABLY BAKED IN SUGAR LARD DIP AND DRIZZLED WITH HONEY.
- I've Always Wanted To Try A DEEP FRIED HAMWICH.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Scientology
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Socialist
- My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Documentary
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
- When I Read, I Always Read Poetry, I'm An Author
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Money
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate
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