Profile unclothedprimate: I'm dancin' like a monkey!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Building Manager and Massage Therapist
I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live With Kid(s)
At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
I Drink Yes - Often

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Learning, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
I've Always Wanted To Try Anything at least once.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Poetry, Science, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Whatever you have to offer.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate