Profile ungeziefer: Electric Eel Mayhem

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm not a big fan of people. I spend most of my time with my dogs and cats. I left all my friends behind on the other side of the country and am stuck in a tiny town where I know no one. I am a writer in need of a muse. I read too much and know more than I can ever use. Sometimes I'm not quite sure what to say.
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Loud, Anti-social, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Getting hammered at Cannibal Corpse and witnessing her punch some guy in the face, then stumbling around the city until the sun comes up or the cops follow our trail of destruction.
I've Always Wanted To Try Things that would make even the internet itself feel bashful.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is My goal in life is to someday be a plantation owner on a small island in the South of Mars. Or, failing that, a crazy old man in a crumbling shack with too many cats and an unmowed lawn. Or maybe own a thousand reptiles. Whichever one I get to first, I guess.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is If it feels good, keep doing it until you throw up or get run out of town by a torch-wielding mob. Repeat as necessary.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate