uninvitedspatula


don't blush when they rip you open

Age 40 From San Francisco, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Binary
  • I Would Describe Myself As a raging lunatic. hear me roar...

    I'm quirky and talk too much when I feel like talking. I've been a bad girl. need punishment. I'm also a nerd, but not a larping kind of nerd. I keep my guard up for a frustratingly long time and I'm kind of a bitter old hag =O
  • Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Fit
  • My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Calves
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
  • My Hair Is Auburn / Red
  • I Have One Or More Of These Reptile
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is University Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Legal
  • My Job Title Is office manager
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
  • I Drink No
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Shy, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Dancing, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Music, Reading
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be without boredom of any kind
  • I've Always Wanted To Try screwing someone as he dies
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is to be a prima ballerina. Rather, I'm still finding out exactly what I need/should/want exactly in life but I only ask to laugh a lot and to not be totally depressed =P. I love animals, candy, funny s**t, my car, lots of music and trance, goa, industrial, terror EBM, noise, aggro tech, electro-anything-awesome. I want a beautiful pony someday.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Business, Classic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is anything that causes a lot of laughter... dancing, ice cream, ski ball, talking sh*t, being ridiculous somehow, social experiments, constructive discussion, recreational drugs and OCCASIONAL drunken stupor. I highly enjoy extremely loud obnoxious "dirty" repetitive electronic music LIVE
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? I don't know..
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend

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