vengefulcarny


dark comedy seeks a sarcastic critic

Age 43 From San Bernardino, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As im a very entertaining person and i have a fondness for the more dark aspects of humor and thought. ive been told im very dry and sarcastic if you happen to be interested in someone who you can talk about just any subject under the sun with and not mind my occasional rants about everything from the moon and stars to ice cream and cheetos then send me a message.
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
  • My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
  • My Job Title Is associate manager
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking, Camping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be nice quiet place where conversation can be had without too much social interuption and then maybe a walk along the streets, surrounding ourselves with humanity and just watching how it interacts with each aspect of life or through a park and maybe play in the playground and let the inner shild have some fun.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Atheist
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is be content knowing im doing what i enjoy
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Dance
  • When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? sense of humor above all, enjoyment of music, philosophical outlooks, someone who is willing to question every aspect of life, someone who has an appreciation for the other parts of reality and the supernatural, someone who can be completly content spending a night at home as they would be out and about. someone who can stand my ability to create my own logic and reality. sarcasm and wit on par with my own if not sharper.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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