Profile warpseed: Old School and proud

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Hello, i was born during the Mexican war of reconcilliation, the bastard son of a demented scientist and a rabid caberet singer. I am the patent holder of several instruments for the torture of small animals including the gerbil giloteen, the squirrel electric chair and of course the monkey mangonel. I am interested in women who like a good laugh, are confident in themselves and know what they like/want. This is because sinse the operation i am no longer a mind reader. I am only to be approached with a drink. Do not boil wash iron or microwave.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be A couple of pints at a local pub, then a moonlit stroll to a candel lit dinner by a river, at some out of the way bistro. Then back to the house with a bottle of something for a proper chat. Then in to bed for a sensuous massage building up to a night of...
I've Always Wanted To Try Handgliding. Zero Gravity.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Instructional, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Blues, New age, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Ilike a girls with a twisted sense of humour and an agile mind who doesn't need constant re assurance just to function normally. I like a girl who is as happy to slob about at home in trackies as going out partying. I don't really have an ideal build hair/ eye colour as have been out with pretty much all shapes sizes and races.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed