Profile yourkinkyvampire: Your Kinky Vampire

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As You know that feeling when you open your eyes after a really nice, long sleep? The odd, yellow crust breaks and crumbles from the sides of your eyes, and suddenly there's this extreme light shining straight into your face. Are you being interrogated? Have you been downloading naughty things? No, it's just the scary, real world. And you're squinting to block this luminescence from getting too far into your cranium and melting your brain, but the power of the blaze is pulsating through your recently-awoken head and giving you this intense headache, making you wish you'd never woken up, and all you want to do is just pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep forever...

I am Shelbi. The psychopathic, cantankerous, annoying, permanently hyper, self-contious, self-loathing, extremely camp idiot. (Too many adjectives?)

but I don't let it get me down! :D

And yes, I did have to write that nonsensical, story-like paragraph up there, just so I would come across as a deep, creative, interesting girl, when actually I am nothing of the sort! I am a "interesting", moronic girl, with an extremely monotonous personality, as you may have already noticed.

I find it amazingly easy to talk to anyone, and when I do, I'm constantly laughing, concentrating, and trying to listen to every word and detail they are putting into what they are saying.

Everything about me is not very effeminate. The films I like, the things I say, the way I act, but I am not a freak. No matter how weird I may appear to be, and no matter what I say, I am actually kool. But I love weird people. They are amazing. And I wish I was one of them.

My idea of bliss is to be curled up on a sofa, anywhere, watching a scary film, with a man who loves me and his arms wrapped around me. I'd give anything to have that, but it seems to be drifting farther and farther away with every second...

A few more thizzles about the Toffee:

I am in fact a vampire but few people dont believe me such as my skinny "peter pan" friend Ryan! He is just refusing to believe the truth and the reality at hand!

my best friends are:

Josh(I Love You Baby)

Peter

TiM

RoMe

Soldier

Richard

Paden

Mark

Ryan

Bobby

David

Lacey

Lee

RoB

Nikki

Taylor

Becca

Heather

Hannah

Jason

Jason

a bunch of more jasons

and alot of other people so if i left you out please tell me and ill add u in there!

I don't smoke.

I don't drink.

don't do drugs.

I sit in the corner, with a can of Coca Cola, ignoring everyone...but thats when im sad or bored

I fight. if i have to. AI will take any punches thrown at me. But they better be aware that they are getting one back that is even harder. I deserve what I get. I'm a cheeky sod!
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Tattoo Artist
I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
I Live With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
I Drink Yes - Often

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be The Bowling Alley to shoot some mad pool =]
I've Always Wanted To Try alot of things
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Republican
My Goal In Life Is to become a famouse tattoo artist
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is to sit in the corner with a can of coca cola and think, draw, sing, or write

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? kind, romantic, sweet, kinky, dark/emo, sexy
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend