zombienips


music is my arms

Age 35 From Grand Junction, Colorado Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm like the super-evolved form of a Pikachu, its tight; I shoot thunderbolts like no one's business.
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is African American
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Neck
  • Body Art Inked All Over
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Screaming at the TV
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Cigars
  • I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
  • My Social Behavior Is Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Tv, Internet, Games, Family, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Drinking
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Dargelium, from the outer moons of Jupiter.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Very Conservative
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv, Reality Shows, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Reference, Science Fiction
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Sitting on the toilet screaming the "N" word at God.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? Unicorns smoking dog fur while they scream at the moon. That's all I ask.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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