Profile FirewalkerAndrew: **SwM in Lanc., PA -iso- SwF/BBW**

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Dutch, German, Russian
I Would Describe Myself As I was ‘extruded’ in Brooklyn, NY in September, 1972. I am very polite, caring, considerate of other people’s feelings, and have been told by many of my close friends that I have a very good sense of humor, & that I am also a terrific impersonator. I love to make others laugh, & it means a lot to me to spread cheer, to make others laugh to have a very good time. In some circumstances, I am the life of the party (so to speak), but not in all cases. I generally like to parouse w/a group of people & to keep a low profile, until I get to know new people with whom I feel comfortable w/. At that point, I begin to feel much more comfortable in opening up my unique personality, wild & zany sense of humor.

5’9″ (shoes off) / I weigh in at 265lb. / Shaved bald/I have big brown eyes / I have lightly tanned skin / I have No kids/No pets but I used to have a big Basset Hound named Huckleberry whom I love and miss, very, very much / No ‘tatts’ / No body piercings / I don’t smoke / No drink / No obnoxious habits / No limps (or chimps… LOL!) / No disfigurement (thank God!) / I’m Drug and Disease-FREE / No warrants (just thought u’d like to know! Lol) / I’ve never been married although I look forward to the possibility of getting married some day (to the right person, of course) / I wear glasses w/plastic black frames / Clean-shaven / Roundish facial features / I like to dress casually and usually do–my favorite style of shirts r ones w/collars; I normally don’t like to wear polo shirts / I wear size 13W sneakers & size 13W boots. My favorite style of shoe which I wear r steel toes / I consider myself to b a BHM (Big Hansom Man) & I’m also well-groomed / I usually walk at a fast pace / I rent an apartment here in Lancaster, PA, USA 17602.

My favorite restauranthere in Lancaster, PA is called the “House of Pizza”. Located on Chestnut St here in the city of Lancaster, PA, they have terrific cheese steaks. I recommend the H.o.P for either lunch or dinner. The service is good, and for only 25 cents, they will give u refills on any drink. They also make homemade iced tea–which I really like. So, if u happen to live in the area, u may try peering in to the H.o.P on occasion, as you may find me there sitting down normally in the front of the facility to keep an eye on my mountain bike, but normally choose to sit in front of the restaraunt, right near the huge front windows to look at all of the people and traffic headed east, up Chestnut St. I generally get around w/a very good mountain bike; it is a yellow ‘tricked-out’ Diamondback. My bike is very well-known here in my city of Lancaster. I’ve retrofitted 15″ ‘rise’ handle bars to my bike, & I’ve also customized all of my brake cable & shifter cables along w/all of the housings. It’s pretty ‘bitch’n'! I love my bike, maintain it well, and I normally do a lot of riding. I also usually pull a yellow bike trailer in tow, & it is also a bit ‘tricked out’.

—————————————-Who I Am Willing To Go Out With————————————–

I am only willing to go out with u, if yer a permanent resident of the United States. My policy is UNYIELDING on that 1 point. I NEVER go out with any1 who is only here in the USA visiting temporarily (on a temporary Visa). Such a relationship would not work for me, nor would such a relationship suit me, and would never be practical for me.

W/that said, I am ONLY interested in pursuing a new ‘mate’ who’ll show me the same level of affection, in the reverse. I am NOT into women who mercilessly ignore me, & arrogantly choose to thumb their nose at me, by refusing to return my phone calls. I m NOT into women like THAT!

I HATE the following behaviors -

I utterly HATE having a new partner, who is:

A) Unaffectionate

B) Mean-spirited

C) Untidy (Stinky/Smelly ALL of the time, due to piss-poor hygien)

D) Arrogant & Rude/Mannerless

E) Merciless

F) Blatantly ignores me all the time/Persistently ignores my phone calls… etc.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Hands
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Student
My Speciality Is Student
My Job Title Is Student
I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Internet, Movies, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Anything that you & I would be comfoartable doing.
I've Always Wanted To Try Something new.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is I have several neat goals which I'd love for you to partake in! Careful! Ya judge & run off, you won't get t oexperience all of my intense love & affection. I have much of it to offer you, OK? ;-)
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Dance, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Pop, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, History, Philosophy, Religious, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Doing something that both you & I enjoy. ;-)

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Sensitivity
What Do You Look For? As long as you have a great heart & you're a good woman who is VERY affectionate as well, I have no problem with you.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed